From the Italian: Stizzóso - 1) Irascible, bad tempered, peevish, testy. 2) Snarky.

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Thursday, June 14, 2007


From The New York Times:

Who would’ve guessed that Paris Hilton would help “underscore the profound effect of the Sheriff’s Department’s early-release program” in Los Angeles?

That’s part of what the Los Angeles Times has concluded after analyzing 2 million jail releases and finding 1,500 comparable cases since July 2002. Following up on all that outrage over what many saw as unequal application of justice after her release, the newspaper has found, in short, that she’s doing more time than most people:

Had Hilton left jail for good after four days, her stint behind bars would have been similar to those served by 60 percent of those inmates.

But after a judge sent her back to jail Friday, Hilton’s attorney announced that she would serve the full 23 days. That means that Hilton will end up serving more time than 80 percent of other people in similar situations.

In the article, one of the loudest critics of the early release of Ms. Hilton is quoted saying the data persuaded him to alter his view. “The rules of fairness should be applied equally,” said Najee Ali, director of Project Islamic Hope.

Now I’ve said before that this celebutard™ is being made an example of. And here is a reliable source, whose pages are not glossy nor involve the word “Bennifer”, that proves it.

America, we should be outraged that an incarcerated person can be allowed to go home, spend a day there, and then be forced to go back to jail by a pissy judge. Yeah, pissy judge, I said it! Anyone get a glimpse of the court order demanding she appear? It was scrawled in the same writing one would expect from a serial killer's manifesto.

All you liberal bleeding hearts are showing your true colors these past few weeks, with your marches for equality being cancelled out by your “She SUCKS! Send her to JAIL! I mean SERIOUSLY! I haaaaaate her! TISNF!!”

Poor personality and a wonky eye are not a reason to send someone to prison.

You fucking uninformed people are gonna vote for Hillary too, I’ll bet. God dammit, I’m going to have to move to France, aren’t I?

Hopefully, Lindsay does something ridiculous soon, because I am officially sick of this subject.

Fuck along, now.


Blogger FemmeJr said...


9:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only thing sadder than your attention to this "issue" is the amount of time I have spent staring at the "Leave your comment" screen, trying desperately to find the level of hyperbole that will communicate my disappointment and frustration without being too generally nasty.


9:45 AM  
Blogger Matt said...

So. I'll admit I allow myself to be interested in this ongoing braincell sucking person called Paris. However, I am terrible glad to read something that makes a logical argument about the situation.

And I would like to direct everyone's attention to the previous commentors comment on Stizzosa previous Patis blog. For someone who is sooooooo disappointed with the attention paid to this topic she sure did have a lot to say. Hippocritical much?

6:28 PM  

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